Let's here your best Christmas conspiracies...

3 2017-12-25 by russianbot01

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Jesus was not a person in Palestine

He is the sun

Christmas is a winter Solstice holiday

And Christians are unknowingly solar cultists.

Eh Sun > Molech

Moloch is an old name for the sun too, the dark sun anyway

Oh great now there's a dark sun. You kids today shakes fist

It's been around. Old school set vs horus

I'm just being feisty. I'd enjoy the story actually if you'd like to continue.

Well there's this which is pretty interesting https://youtu.be/yNu93hzEoVU

Santa has a black helper slave called Black Pete or Zwarte Piets in the dutch tradition

Pedro El Negro in Mexican tradition. Takes away the naughty kids.

As if

Black Pete has nothing to do with Santa. Black Pete is the helper of sint Nicholas: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas

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Santaclaus = Sinterklaas

If I remember correctly Sinterklaas was the inspiration for Santaclaus but they are not the same. The folklore of Sinterklaas predates that of Santaclaus. The origins lie in the Bisschop of Myra, who was called Sint-Nicolaas, who lived in the year 300. Santaclaus was first mentioned in 1821, Sinterklaas in the Middle Ages. Santaclaus also uses traditions from the british Father Christmas and the Germanic winterfestival Yule.

There's the story that Christmas is a mushroom celebration. In the far north there's a mushroom called Amanita Muscaria and it looks like the Super Mario mushroom -red and white like Santa - and it's psychedelic. The mushrooms typically grow in the shade beneath evergreens. Mushrooms are dried out before consumption, and may have been hung from chimneys to do so, or even from the trees themselves. Psychonauts often describe seeing elves (or elf like things) on high doses of psychedelics. Also, most of the active ingredient gets filtered through your urine (which apparently means drinking your pee during/after a trip will blast you to pluto) and reindeer have been known to seek it out after human consumption.

May have missed some stuff but that's the general gist of it all.

That was great

here or there? Just joking.

I love stories surrounding Antarctica. So little news to grasp and so many lying piece of shit youtubers talking all kinds of nonsense.

EDIT: I totally missed the word ''christmas'' .... well: Research magic mushrooms and santa claus !

Not meant to be a dismissal so much as an inquiry before I potentially jump in, but isn't "Santa and mushrooms" just a variation on McKenna's Stoned Ape Theory?

Well the "North Pole" meme is obviously to spread ball earth propaganda before children are old enough to spell their name.

sighs

Lolol

Well if you like Santos bonnacci, watch his video about Santa claustrum, in the brain, at the north pole of the spinal column

Jesus was born in france

Go on

born in Galilee emphasis on Gal or gaul. there is little to no wine culture in the middle east and all the current grape plantations were planted by israeli settlers. same goes for every forest in israel. fun fact the oldest and largest Lebanon cypress's are in france. france has many locations said to be named after biblical locations. the supposed river jordan in israel doesn't even remotely fit the biblical description. the wise men brought FRANK-incense.

watch this for more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MnQWny1gv0&t=26s

That reminds me of this, many similar points are made https://youtu.be/vJhnCriGX5U

Whoa super interfering. One small nitpick is born in bethelham, though Galilee is mentioned a ton and they go there

Nit pick is good I'm certainly no expert :)

Many now don't believe he was actually born in Bethlehem today and it was just a way for the apostles to tie him to the old prophets and the ancestral house of David (huge historic king they wanted, messiah was to make Israel great again and stuff). I actually buy he was born in bethelham cause it seems Joseph mayve owned some land there but it's a strange debate that few take that seriously

"Do you HEAR what I hear?"

The Star doesn't work out according to Astronomy.

So it's a UFO?

It is said the same Star was seen when Abram(?) was born but my understanding is an Autumnal showing.

What's an autumnal showing

September-ish

The star in the east is sirius

Its become a way to make people spend their money and be gluttonous with how much gifts they buy for their kids/loved ones.

I would love to know how many gifts received are actually used compared to how many either get thrown away or put on a shelf or in a closet and never used within a year.

Most people believe Christmas is a celebration of Jesus and God.

It's really a covert celebration of Scandinavian Viking Gods. Many worship the Gods unknowingly ever year.

https://inventorybag.com/blogs/normandescendants/christmas-yule-traditions-viking-origins

Could have sworn there was something about the 3 wise men and the gifts that they brought for Baby Jesus and Co. in the manger/cave/2-Star Petting Zoo off the Beaten Path. I can't for the life of me remember any more than that.

Another Jesus one :

Jesus christ is Julius Caesar

Makes sense as the christ story is about the sun God, and emperors have always positioned themselves as Gods... Look into the Constantine / Apollo connection (another sun God)

Then the gospels were written by Josephus, commissioned by the flavians to position themselves as the second coming

As if

Not meant to be a dismissal so much as an inquiry before I potentially jump in, but isn't "Santa and mushrooms" just a variation on McKenna's Stoned Ape Theory?

Pedro El Negro in Mexican tradition. Takes away the naughty kids.

Moloch is an old name for the sun too, the dark sun anyway

Black Pete has nothing to do with Santa. Black Pete is the helper of sint Nicholas: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas

Non-Mobile link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas


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So it's a UFO?

The star in the east is sirius

That reminds me of this, many similar points are made https://youtu.be/vJhnCriGX5U

Whoa super interfering. One small nitpick is born in bethelham, though Galilee is mentioned a ton and they go there

Santaclaus = Sinterklaas