This isn't a bad idea...

Pineapple does not belong on pizza. There. I've said it.

John Podesta, is that you?

Ye ... Uh. No. No. Definitely not me .. I mean him. Definitely not him.

On a real note though, your post is kinda vague. You looking for true opinions on something specific? Like recent/current events? Or a more general opinion of conspiracies as a whole?

I would guild this if not for poverty and paying for upkeep on my prison.

You take that back! Delicious pineapple complements pizza splendidly!

Peach slices are also surprisingly tasty.

Backstory being made pizza dough for a pizza, realized I had cheese and fuck all else. Except for peaches. It worked.

learn latin ;)

Why?

I don't know how slimy your shadows are, but mine are nice and tidy. My legacy goes far beyond what you will ever know, and I have no fear of what you think of it even if I told you. I shouldn't have to point out how ignorant a "famous lurker" sounds, and by the way the shift key is the second from the bottom of the left, it is used to make capital letters which most people begin sentences with. The period is 9 keys to the right, if you want to learn how to end them. Just food for though, and you seem mighty hungry.

Fame doesn't matter, my point was being famous and a lurker are two mutually exclusive things. The people who are really in charge are the people you never heard of, not the people that keep popping up on reddit. I'm not going to dumb it down for you, someone smarter will read this and explain it to you.

If you are trying to call people out who read this garbage, well be careful what you wish for. If ignorance is bliss, I could knock the smile off your face. Knowledge is power, don't call out powerful people unless you really want to know the truth. You don't even live up to your username, I'm sitting at zero points while the ignorance you are spewing is still in the positive. Did you even read the username when it was assigned to you?

I didn't ask for an upvote, I was questioning your intelligence and your attention to detail. If Jim Carrey was told his job was to tell bad jokes, he wouldn't bust out the best jokes he had. He would come up with some crappy ones, and it would still be better than anything you could come up with.

I like to play with weak minds, like a cat that likes to let the mouse think it can get away. I know you have nothing better to do, lets play?

Padding your post as the upvotes slowly fall. How deep down the rabbit hole do you really want to go? Ask me any question, I tell no lies.

I'm not actually sure there is a real person behind this at this point. Have you heard of the turing test?

It's a touchdown, the crowd goes wild.

hints anout your name?

Silence, something about silence makes me sick. Silence can be violent sort of like a slit wrist. If the vibe was suicide, then you would push the button, but if your bowing down then let me do the cutting. Some speak the sounds, plus speak in silent voices. Like radio is silent yet it fills the air with noises.

~ Rage against the machine, fistful of steel.

It's not me you need to be afraid of. I'm here because I like to watch things burn, maybe dance in the ashes if I'm still around to see it. Doesn't really matter anymore, its out of our control. I'm gonna chain smoke till someone gives me something better to do.

I own a TV because tragedy thrills me, whatever flavor it happens to be.

Your answer leads me to believe you didn't understand the power of the question.

That made me giggle, yes I resort to random song lyrics when I can't be bothered to answer an ignorant question.

Well I would let you argue with my cat, but I don't think it would go any better for you and it would probably be more embarrassing.

Nah I will let you go back to work. As you should have figured out from the start I usually lurk, I just decided today is the day I stopped giving a shit. I am mildly impressed, at first I thought you were just clueless, I realize now your job is to drag people down to your level and beat them with ignorance. I can see how it would be effective against some, and it was a good exercise in humility regardless.

Oh I would do nothing of the sort. If anything I was trying to show you how ineffective you were, but I guess persistent ineffectiveness has it's own sort of effect. I guess if your job is to make everyone smell bad, as long as you don't reveal who you work for it has some sort of usefulness.

appropriator

See, now you are slipping up again. That's not a word just everyone uses, and it's not a word you should use when pretending to be ignorant. Another piece of the slimy puzzle falls together.

I am as easy as can be, I just point out the obvious, nothing more nothing less. This puppet burned his strings long ago. I am also not on your time schedule, I smoke drink and fuck at my leisure.

Arguing with an idiot doesn't make anyone any smarter. You have ceased to amuse me, and it is because of that I am done.

At least attribute your quote. Don't pretend like you came up with that.

If you don't understand something, google it. That is the power of the internet.

Heed your own advice, plagiarist.

tell us who you are

See, shit like that will get you fired. I called you out, you didn't bother denying it, instead you doubled down on it. You understand what happens when someone has outlived their usefulness right?

Domo arrigato mister roboto

Nope, I just started using smaller words because it is clear you didn't understand the larger ones.

Hey, did you know that Tom Morello was a male stripper? Crazy, right? Grind Against the Pole might have been a better name.

Ahh we got one that can form complete sentences. I like the step up.

I was making fun of the fact that you called a shadow slimy. Shadows are dark, gloomy, foreboding. If you have a slimy shadow you need to clean your bathroom floor.

It does seem you know right where you belong, I guess I shouldn't have stepped on you.

Why?

Arguing with an idiot doesn't make anyone any smarter. You have ceased to amuse me, and it is because of that I am done.