How did they come into your home without your permission?

What did they talk about with you?

Wait, Kirby vacuum salesman? Have you been needing a new vacuum? 😂

Kirby's are expensive but very high quality vacuums.

My mom bought one new in the nineties it weighs a ton and i still use it occasionally they are beastly.

There's still door to door vacuum salesman? That's my question.

Holy shit. Is this real? Did this really happen or are you just fucking w/us?

He's ducking with us or he's crazy. Either way, extremely entertaining

Why do you see that as the only two options? Do you not think it's possible for anything like this to actually happen to anyone?

How about expounding on what you may have done to initiate this interaction? I mean idk, such info COULD be helpful in answering your question but what do I know, I see reality for what it really is therefore I'm a nut bag.

Ok well that at least makes a little more sense. I'm a bit surprised your not more rattled by this, you seem rather calm all considering. If that happened to me, it would rock my fucking world.

Link your site, bro.

Not everyone. I do. And the handful of real people left on this sub (and it IS only a handful).

Link your website, bro. Seriously. Link it here. I'm very curious to see it now.

What did you do for them to come visit you? Did they give you a business card or any contact information?

Pics or it didn't happen

What legal courses can I take to demand they no longer cum into my property

Have them charged for indecent exposure and get em put on the sex offenders list.

Glad someone else noticed

So you're a "master mind" then?

Did they cum on each other?

Reading your past few comments makes me wonder. I am going to humor you but if the reptilians need to power their ships with a rocky core from Earth then why don't they just get it from one of the other planets? Earth's core is only alive today because of the moon. Otherwise, it would be dead. Not only that but a space ship would likely want to use nuclear fusion or possibly quark fusion to power their ships. If a Magma core they want, they could get it from IO off of Jupiter. Nuclear power would be the most logical solution for a space ship of any size. I am kind of skeptical.

Off meds or trying to gain a following. It is not a big deal. Which ones have telepathy and try to control minds? Also, were the tall men involved have kind of a orangish skin tone with white hair?

Interesting a day later, I was initially thinking this was a plug bit for OPs stuff. But numerous people asked for links and OP did not provide.

He stopped commenting in the thread. His last comment on reddit was about 13 hours ago. I need credibility before I can verify the legitimacy of this. The biggest takeaway if aliens are real is that they do not want to be directly known further than a myth. If aliens wanted to be known, the government could not keep it quiet. Why they want to be a myth would be an interesting thing to find out.

I dunno. Part of me thinks reality might be more complicated than is generally understood. This was an interesting blip though.

Reality will never be simple. We only perceive it through 5 senses. Dark Matter, gravity, etc are parts of reality that our instruments and our senses cannot even perceive directly and clearly. It is way more complicated but beautiful.

Guys, we have to stop these tall men from cumming all up inside out properties.

If they aren't actually human and they show up again, call on the name of Jesus and watch them squirm. Seriously.

I am wondering how they entered your home without permission (which non-human entities need) though, are you sure you didn't allow them in?

I'm deadly serious. There are no aliens. They do not exist. No human has ever been off this planet.

When someone encounters an 'alien', they are in touch with demonic entities, trans-dimensional beings.
Do you think it's a coincidence that the first 'alien' life that was described to the mainstream in entertainment back in the 1950s etc was of 'little green men'? Now go investigate the creatures that were summoned by occultists as described by Manly P Hall. 'Little green men'.

You think it's a coincidence that all over the world ancient civilisations worshipped snake-like creatures? Your reptilians. They didn't come from space. They were here before us. They are the fallen ones breaking through from the other side.

It was 'little grey men' which was misheard.

If we exist, other life exists off this planet, much older and wiser than us. There will be evil along with the good.

It was 'little grey men' which was misheard

Is this in reference to the Kelly-Hopkinsville sighting? That was in 1955.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_green_men
"Usage of the term clearly predates the 1955 incident, for example, in England reference to little green men or children dates back to the 12th century green children of Woolpit, though exactly when the term was first applied to extraterrestrial aliens has been difficult to pin down. Folklore researcher Chris Aubeck has used electronic searches of old newspapers and found a number of instances dating from around the turn of the 20th century referring to green aliens. Aubeck found one story from 1899 in the Atlanta Constitution about a little, green-skinned alien, in a tale called Green Boy From Hurrah, "Hurrah" being another planet, perhaps Mars. Edgar Rice Burroughs referred to the "green men of Mars" and "green Martian women" in his first 1912 science fiction novel A Princess of Mars,[1] though at 10 to 12 feet tall, they were hardly "little." However, the first use of the specific phrase "little green man" in reference to extraterrestrials that Aubeck found dates to 1908 in the Daily Kennebec Journal (Augusta, Maine), in this case the aliens again being Martians.[1]"

Dude, this isn't an episode of buffy the vampire slayer.

Sorry man, but the fact that you said "their names were David and Michael" and then you feel the need to add "not me" suggest that probably your were, and still are, somewhat high.

In the future, perhaps consider installing a nanny cam (hidden) somewhere that will capture the front door from inside in the event this occurs again, so that you'd have some evidence/proof.

How did they get in your place? Did you let them in? Why did they come to your place/front door?

What are you involved in that caused this visit?

When did this happen?

If I was you id do three things:

1. Install cameras everywhere with a live stream maybe?

2. Get a gun.

3. Call your doctor and schedule an appointment asap.

It's possible, but him calling his wife a bitch, plus a mixture of greys and athletic men (what aliens cross bred with Peyton manning?) , and taking his android phone all sound like fucking with us or a delusional man.

CIA. You've caught the radar of the men in black, as I have before.

keep a low profile and chill out. if you want to expose your secrets on a high level be prepared for the consequences.

What did they talk about with you?

Wait, Kirby vacuum salesman? Have you been needing a new vacuum? 😂

Holy shit. Is this real? Did this really happen or are you just fucking w/us?

Reality will never be simple. We only perceive it through 5 senses. Dark Matter, gravity, etc are parts of reality that our instruments and our senses cannot even perceive directly and clearly. It is way more complicated but beautiful.